The Stuntman

This past week, after the House of Representatives and the Senate had failed to agree on a third round of economic stimulus measures, President Trump announced that he was taking unilateral action to break the standstill.

In orchestrated White House signings, the President announced “executive orders” to reduce the payroll tax, extend unemployment benefits, halt evictions, and give relief on student loans.

This smoke and mirrors stunt, choreographed to make the President appear to be the only adult in the room in Washington D.C., was pretty transparent.

Actually, the payroll tax, which funds Social Security and Medicare, cannot be reduced without the approval of Congress. The unemployment benefit relief came with strings attached…i.e. that states would have to pay 25 percent of the cost, which is unlikely. The halt to evictions only applies to properties backed by Federal loans. And the temporary relief on student loans only applies to those involving the Department of Education, not private loans.

So, the signing stunt was a “made for TV” special, attempting to make the President appear “presidential”, and was not a serious attempt at policymaking. Trump obviously wants Democratic leaders to agree to the stimulus proposal approved by Senate Republicans, who have in turn been balking at the more generous proposal adopted by the Democratic-majority House of Representatives.

The very next day, campaigner Trump doubled-down on his P.R. stunt by vowing that, if re-elected, he will make the payroll tax reduction permanent.

Of course, he has no authority as President to do such a thing, and such an action would alienate him (and the Republican Party) from senior citizen voters, who rely on Social Security and Medicare. Every Republican candidate would be voted out of office. So, like a lot of things the President says, it is a lot of hot air and showmanship, exactly what one would expect from an experienced salesman and “reality” TV host.

What is a stunt? A stunt is defined as “an act or feat performed or undertaken chiefly to gain attention or publicity”.

Political stunts are as old as the Republic. They are used periodically by our leaders to push the public opinion needle in the “right” direction in order to force or justify some desired action.

For example, Senator Joseph McCarthy, in a 1950 speech, waved a sheet of paper at a crowd, contending that it held the names of 205 Communists who worked in the State Department. That stunt kicked off a frenzied period called the “Red Scare”, ruined many careers, and made McCarthy a celebrity. Sometimes a provocation is manufactured, like the Gulf of Tonkin “attack” on U.S. naval vessels in 1964. This stunt justified America’s full-scale entry into the Vietnamese civil war. And, the outright fabrication of evidence is sometimes used, as in the 2002 “yellowcake” documentation. This stunt supposedly verified the Weapons of Mass Destruction excuse to invade Iraq that President Bush’s people wanted.

No President has used political stunts as extensively as Donald Trump to move the public opinion needle.

That is because he is a narcissist who loves attention and publicity. He would rather hold a press conference or Tweet what’s on his mind than put in the hard work of making effective policy.

President Trump had a questionable mandate to govern when elected in 2016. He won the Electoral College vote easily, but lost the popular election by 3 million votes, and more than 100 million eligible voters sat on their hands, apparently not liking either candidate. Thus, the new President and his campaign promises were strongly supported by only about one-quarter of eligible voters, meaning that getting anything done in Washington D.C. was going to be an uphill battle.

Trump, who had no experience at government or policymaking, and no inclination to compromise on any of his half-baked ideas, reverted to stunts, Tweets, interviews with Fox News talent, and other forms of public grandstanding to achieve his goals…or, more often, act as though he was achieving his goals.

To some degree, the President has never stopped campaigning to be President, even holding periodic rallies in Trump-friendly cities where he worked hard to keep his political base engaged. These stunts, where he bad-mouths opponents real and imagined in front of hand-picked crowds of MAGA diehards have had… the contrary effect of ensuring that he will have limited success attracting support from Democrats, moderate Republicans, Independents, and folks who are generally too lazy to vote or even read the news.

Trump rallies are stunts that guarantee that he will never broaden his appeal. However, he likes people cheering him and would be doing a lot of them right now if it weren’t public attitudes over Covid-19.

Trump’s vaunted promise to build a “Wall” across the Mexican border is a good example of a prop used to incite his political base. Various photo-op and public grandstanding stunts about keeping out rapists and murderers made for flashy TV, but the substance of his campaign, that Mexico would pay for an impenetrable wall, was bullshit. And, besides, public polling revealed that most Americans thought that wall-building was useless, no matter whose money was spent.

Back in 2018, Trump and his Fox News cronies engineered a provocation stunt which imagined a horde of illegals storming the border, thus justifying a quid pro quo stunt of sending Federal troops to the border to repel the invaders, and thus justifying the payoff stunt of declaring a “National Emergency” which then allowed him the thin excuse to rob FEMA and Department of Defense budgets to build a portion of his wall. In this way, the President was able to defy Congress and the will of the American people and throw red meat to his political base.

Trump continues to brag about the Wall that he is building. However, at this time only about 200 miles of wall have been built, most of which is replacement of existing, deteriorated barriers. The remaining 1,800 miles of border remain un-walled. Illegal immigration, of which the vast proportion occurs via automobile at border crossings and via aircraft at international airports, continues as usual.

The President has periodically done photo-op stunts at the wall to demonstrate how he is protecting American citizens.

The supposed “National Emergency” (the Latin American invasion) has evidently abated to the point that the President has recently felt comfortable in perpetrating another stunt: sending masked, military-garbed Border Patrol agents into American cities to quell protests against police brutality. This action pandered to his political base, which desires a “strongman” President, but further alienated people of color, whom he needs to vote for him in 2020 if he wants to be reelected.

The new Freedom Riders

When Puerto Rico was ravaged by Category 5 Hurricane Maria in 2017, President Trump did a photo op stunt in the capital of San Juan where he tossed rolls of paper towels to the crowd of suffering dark-skinned U.S. citizens. He followed that by promising FEMA relief, not delivering on that promise, and then blaming the “crooked” Puerto Rican government for its situation. He bragged that his Administration had done a “tremendous job” helping Puerto Rico recover. Three years later, residents continue to suffer from the damaged water, sewer and electrical systems.

In 2017, the United States rained down 59 Tomahawk cruise missiles on an airbase in Syria that was suspected of launching chemical warfare attacks in its civil war. Although this action by the United States made President Trump look decisive and humanitarian, it was later determined to be an expensive and unproductive stunt wherein the Syrian and Russian militaries were warned in advance of the incoming ordinance so that human casualties and aircraft damage would be minimized. Each of the Tomahawk missiles cost one million dollars apiece. The Syrian airbase was back in operation within a few days.

In 2018, President Trump met with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un in Singapore. This political stunt was designed by the White House to publicly claim credit for defusing tensions and forcing the North Koreans to abandon their nuclear weapons testing program. Trump knew that their testing program had already been terminated; the North Koreans required no more testing as they now possessed viable nuclear weapons. Nevertheless, the President went on TV, gushed about his great relationship with the North Korean dictator, and bragged that he had engineered a tremendous deal when, in fact, there was no deal.

Shortly thereafter, the North Koreans publicly denied that any agreement was reached, that they would not be giving up their Nuclear Club membership, and that, according to Kim Jong Un, President Trump was a “dotard” (i.e. an old, mentally frail person).

President Trump has, on a number of occasions, orchestrated public relations stunts where, to great fanfare, he has officially abandoned treaties, trade deals, or social programs, announcing that he will replace them with an improved product. And then, he’s not followed through with the “better deal” that he promised. This occurred with Obamacare, with NAFTA, with the Trans Pacific Partnership, and with the Iran nuclear deal. A big made-for-TV splash occurs, then the Administration figures out how hard it is to fashion complex agreements, and then nothing happens.

In 2018, President Trump announced with a lot of hoopla and chest-thumping the imposition of tariffs on some Canadian goods. When asked why he would economically attack a neighbor and ally, Trump denigrated the friendship, “They burned down the White House in the War of 1812”. (Actually, as every grade school student knows, British troops set off that blaze while sacking Washington D.C. in 1814)

The Canadians were home, watching a hockey game on TV

A tariff is, essentially, a political stunt that almost always backfires. A government places a tax on imported goods, theoretically punishing the exporting country for selling merchandise at a lower price than the importing country can achieve. The cost of the tariff is passed on to the citizens of the importing country, so it becomes an un-voted-upon tax that burdens citizens.

Donald Trump loves tariffs and has imposed them regularly on nations, friend and foe alike, because he thinks the optics of the stunt make him look like a tough bargainer. He regularly brags about all of the income the United States is making from the tariffs, ignoring the fact that his constituency is paying the freight in those added taxes and in lost business when the opposing countries reciprocate by levying their own tariffs on American goods.

In 2018 the Trump Administration gave American farmers $16 billion in crop subsidies to make up for the business they lost when the United States levied tariffs on Chinese goods.  American taxpayer monies funded those subsidies. In addition, American farmers lost markets for their crops.

President Trump could learn a painful lesson about backfiring tariff stunts on November 3, 2020.

It is customary for the Super Bowl winning team to be invited to the White House for a photo op with the President. In 2018, fearing that some of the players might “take a knee” and embarrass him, Trump made a public, pre-emptive strike stunt by dis-inviting the Eagles. Interestingly, none of the Eagles’ players had ever disrespected the flag on the field or planned to disrespect the President. The stunt only served to highlight Trump’s paranoia.

One of Donald Trump’s dubious money-making schemes as a private citizen was Trump University, which was supposed to provide students with valuable knowledge and training to be used in business and real estate development. It was a fraud, and it eventually found its way into a Federal court.

The President, attempting to shift public opinion on the matter (influence the jury?), publicly announced that he “can’t get a fair trial because the judge is Mexican”. This poorly researched P.R. stunt failed miserably when it was revealed that the Federal judge, Gonzalo Curiel, was as American as apple pie, being born and raised in Indiana. Trump lost the case and had to fork over $25 million to scammed students.

Having availed himself of five draft deferments to dodge military service during the Vietnam War, “Cadet Bone Spurs” Trump takes every opportunity to convince Americans how tough he is as a military leader. In October 2019, ISIS leader Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi was cornered in a cave by military dogs and Navy Seals. He exploded a suicide vest, killing himself.

President Trump, wanting to puff himself up a bit, bragged that this achievement was “more important than the killing of Osama bin Laden”. And, then in a pile-on stunt, he told the world that the cowardly ISIS leader “went wimpering, crying, and screaming to his death”. It just sounded macho, so Trump said it.

Speaking of bravery, or lack thereof, the demise of Senator John McCain occasioned a childish tit-for-tat stunt by the President. The Senator, an ex-Navy pilot who was shot down in Vietnam and was held hostage and tortured for seven years, and ran as the Republican candidate for President of the United States in 2008, voted against some Trump-supported legislation in 2018. Later that year he died of cancer and the entire Nation mourned…except the President.

Exacting last minute revenge against McCain’s family, the White House flew the American flag at half-mast for one day instead of the normal seven days. Trump’s childish behavior didn’t go over well with the public, or with Congress, or with the Nation’s military veterans, so public opinion forced President Trump to call off his stunt and re-raise the flag for the full seven days of mourning.

Typically, when one his stunts fails, the President blames someone else.

This is particularly true when he’s using social media to enamor himself to his political base. Trump will read something that’s inaccurate, offensive, vulgar, or racist and then re-Tweet that message. In essence, his re-Tweet stunt is an endorsement of the underlying comment…by the President of the United States. If he is later taken to task for the offensive Tweet, he will disavow it by stating innocently, “I didn’t write that.”

(That reminds me of one of my sons who had stashed a marijuana joint in our freezer. When my wife and I discovered it, my son claimed that he…was only holding it for a friend. Not guilty Dad…it’s someone else’s!)

A good example of a disavowed Trump stunt was the economic stimulus check sent to every American taxpayer in 2020. Those checks were signed, in bold, thick ink by Donald Trump himself, who was trying to gain favor with voters in an election year. Democrats cried foul, as a President had never before signed Treasury checks going to citizens. Trump’s response, “It was somebody else’s idea, not mine!”

Of course, at the publicly televised ceremony weeks prior, as the President was signing the economic stimulus bill passed by Congress, he very clearly said, “It would be nice to have my name on those checks.” Evidently, some White House bootlicker was listening.

It is apparent by now (August 2020) that America has totally mismanaged the Covid-19 pandemic. The United States has one-quarter of the worldwide fatalities from the virus while accounting for only four percent of the world’s population. There are third-world countries that have fared better.

Early in the pandemic, while the President was negotiating a trade deal with China, he positively gushed at China’s early efforts on the pandemic, the Chinese government’s honesty and transparency, and the Chinese scientific cooperation with American epidemiologists. Trump claimed that he and Chinese Premier Xi Jinping had a great relationship.

As the pandemic gained speed, and prospects of a great trade deal fell flat, President Trump realized that the pandemic was going to be a political problem in the United States and that he was going to need someone to blame.

At about that time, as the carnage in America spiked, the President started referring to Covid-19 as the “Chinese virus”, “Kung Flu”, and other racist terms intended to plant the blame squarely on China, because the novel coronavirus originated there. Stories were planted, and then nurtured, that Covid-19 was a bioweapon engineered in a Chinese laboratory or, alternatively, that reckless Chinese scientists had accidentally released it into the Wuhan community.

The President’s buddy, Xi Jinping, was now a pariah.

This P.R. stunt has been effective in misdirecting the anger of many Americans. However, since the United States still must conduct business with the world’s second most powerful country, a party who couldn’t strike back needed to take the fall for the catastrophe. One more stunt was required: to publicly blame the World Health Organization (W.H.O.) for America’s troubles.

To great fanfare, President Trump announced that he was pulling American funding from the international public health body. The perpetrator had been found and justice had been accomplished. “WHO did it!” Case closed.

Except…that it is documented that the W.H.O. alerted the White House in January about the coming plague, and Trump ignored the warning. As he did in February and half of March. He refused to hear about a pandemic that could ruin “his” economy and possible trade deals in an election year.

When it was evident that the pandemic could become a political calamity for him, the President started conducting Coronavirus Task Force briefings, on TV. These were public relations stunts, wherein experts would provide updates and advice on public health protection measures, giving the briefings the sheen of authenticity.

However, the podium belonged to the President who regularly opined a more optimistic outlook than his epidemiologists, scoffed at mortality projections, promised Federal assistance that wasn’t forthcoming, bad-mouthed Blue state governors who were shouting alarms, and undermined Task Force recommendations regarding closing/re-opening the economy and the wearing of protective face masks.

President Trump, who consistently called the pandemic “just the flu”, “overblown”, a “hoax”, and something that would “go away by April”, next turned to the “Doctor” Trump stunts: publicly shilling a malaria drug (Hydroxychloroquine) to cure Covid-19 and publicly hypothesizing that the ingestion of chlorine bleach might halt viral infection within the body.

As a way of underlining his disbelief as to the seriousness of the pandemic, President Trump declared that he wouldn’t wear a protective mask…and has continued to ignore his Task Force’s recommendation to the rest of America as we approach mid-August.

When historians look back on this debacle decades from now, they may determine that this political stunt (lack of Presidential leadership) was the most influential factor in causing many Americans to not take the pandemic seriously.

Not wanting the pandemic to ruin the American economy (in an election year), President Trump ceaselessly badgered state governors to re-open their economies despite the warnings of his own Task Force that it would cause new spikes in infection. He threatened governors with loss of Federal funds if they didn’t re-open promptly, and similarly threatened governors who wouldn’t rescind limits on in-church attendance. Each empty threat stunt was announced at a press conference to give it the maximum public relations value.

When challenged on his ability to force governors to do these things, Trump responded in a press conference, “When somebody’s the President of the United States, the authority is total.” This public relations stunt went over poorly with governors and members of Congress, particularly when Trump later stated that he “took no responsibility” for the lame Federal response to the pandemic.

In the midst of infection spikes in the Midwest, with public gatherings of more than ten people banned in most states, President Trump held a campaign rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Bragging beforehand that he’d received hundreds of thousands of requests for seats, the actual crowd in the covered arena was 7,000 cheering, yelling MAGA supporters, almost all not wearing face masks.

This stunt, which was basically an “in-your-face” insult to his own Coronavirus Task Force meant to embolden his political base, included the President telling the crowd that as Covid-19 infections had risen he’d “told my people to slow down the testing”.

Herman Cain, a Black entrepreneur who briefly ran in the Republican primary against Trump in 2016 and later endorsed him, was among the cheering, mask-less well-wishers in Tulsa. Shortly after the rally, Cain tested positive for Covid-19, was hospitalized, and later died. The Tulsa rally was a Trump stunt that killed.

As the Covid-19 pandemic re-energized in the Summer, the Trump Administration got desperate in trying to “control the narrative”; i.e. not Trump’s fault, China did it, the W.H.O. fucked up, “it will just go away”, “the cure can’t be worse than the problem”,etc.

In mid-July, Peter Navarro, a top White House trade advisor, wrote an op-ed that attacked Dr. Anthony Fauci, the nation’s top epidemiologist, for giving President Trump bad advice on the pandemic. This orchestrated stunt, which was a crude attempt by the President to silence Dr. Fauci and could be disavowed (“I don’t know why Peter said those things. Dr. Fauci and I get along great.”), went over with the American public like a fart in church. Dr. Fauci is revered by most citizens as the most trusted voice in the midst of the public health catastrophe.

Navarro: the genius behind Trump’s tariff spree

Still trying to act like a medical expert, President Trump, who had earlier touted Hydroxychloroquine and Chlorox, used the Task Force podium to publicly applaud British vaccine developers that are receiving U.S. funding. These scientists, the President noted, are the same folks who created “the AIDS vaccine”. That stunt press conference, which was supposed to reinforce Trump’s scientific bonafides, was a failure, as it was quickly pointed out that an AIDS vaccine has never been developed.

It is mid-August 2020, and the American death toll from Covid-19 is around 170,000 souls, with that total currently increasing by about 1,000 per day. A new projection, from a source often used by the Trump Administration, postulates almost 300,000 deaths by the end of the year.

All of Donald Trump’s stunts to misdirect attention, minimize the threat, plant seeds of doubt about “expert” advice, and advocate re-opening of the economy have ensured that the calamity will be worse than it would have been if early warnings from the W.H.O. and C.D.C. would have been heeded and sound public health measures adopted.

As a result of the President’s mismanagement of the Covid-19 pandemic, he is behind Joe Biden in all of the polls (as of mid-August). He thinks massive mail-in voting will be detrimental to his re-election chances in November.

Never one to learn from past mistakes, the President is now preparing for the granddaddy of all stunts…to cut the legs off of the Postal Service so that it cannot quickly process mail (hence mail-in ballots) come November. Mail delivery is already slowing due to cost-cutting measures recently implemented. Ballots mailed in time, but not delivered by the Postal Service until after the election, will not be counted. Another Administration bootlicker has been listening to the Boss.

The new Postmaster General Louis DeJoy, a big Trump campaign contributor, was not technically appointed by the President, so Trump can disavow any malfeasance or skullduggery perpetrated by DeJoy. However, the Board members of the postal commission that hired DeJoy are all appointed by Donald Trump.

When the shit comes down in November, The Stuntman will innocently announce, “I didn’t hire the guy. In fact, I hardly know him. I can’t say that I ever met him.”

UPDATE: One guy the President did hire is Dr. Scott Atlas. He is the new White House health advisor, brought on board because Drs. Fauci and Birx, actual public health experts who’ve been leading the Coronavirus Task Force, have failed to kow-tow to Mr. Trump’s demands to downplay the pandemic.

Dr. Atlas is a RADIOLOGIST, and a very conservative one, who regularly opines on stuff that he knows nothing about on Fox News. Hiring a radiologist (a guy who reads xrays) to provide the Nation with medical advice on Covid-19 would be like relying on Bob Einstein (i.e. Super Dave Osborn) to explain the Theory of Relativity. Dr. Atlas probably knows more about bodybuilding than the science of viral infections and epidemics.

Fauci and Birx were weaklings!

It’s another incredibly stupid stunt by the President of the United States, who is starting to grasp for straws. The only people who fall for this one are the idiots who have already imbibed the MAGA Kool Aid.

Brother Hezekiah

In the classic movie comedy “Kingpin”, Woody Harrelson is an amoral, washed-up bowling phenom pretending to be an Amish fellow named Brother Hezekiah. At a dinner with an Amish family, he attempts to demonstrate his religious bonafides by using the catch-all quote, “Well, you know what the Bible says about that. It’s against it.”

Yesterday President Trump, campaigning in Ohio, pulled out all of the stops yesterday, accusing Democratic candidate Joe Biden of every manner of sin.

“Take away your guns, take away your Second Amendment. No religion, no anything,” Mr. Trump stated from behind the presidential podium. “Hurt the Bible. Hurt God. He’s against God. He’s against guns. He’s against energy.”

Holy crap, this Biden guy is the devil incarnate!

Where are the White women at?

I don’t know much about Joe Biden except that he was a long-time Senator, served as Vice President to Barack Obama for eight years, and is well thought of in Washington D.C. by members of both parties.

In all the years in public, I don’t recall him advocating the scrapping of the Second Amendment or doing away with energy. Heck, we need energy…don’t we? If Joe Biden got rid of our energy, how would we heat our homes or drive our cars? Hmmmmm.

Joe Biden’s world

The stuff about religion, though, that is hard to swallow.

Joe Biden is a practicing Catholic, has been all of his life, and constantly credits his faith for helping him negotiate difficult times. He actually attends church, sings the hymns, reads the Bible, and listens to the sermons.

That he would be in favor of “no religion”, would want to “Hurt the Bible. Hurt God.” or be “against God” seems an ill-fitting description of Mr. Biden, of all people.

Brother Hezekiah (excuse me, Donald Trump) on the other hand uses religion as a salesman’s prop and has difficulty even holding a Bible, like it’s red hot.

He disregarded his wedding vows (three times!), violates several of the Ten Commandments every day, can’t recite a single verse from the Holy book, and recently used a D.C. church as a campaign backdrop where he awkwardly held a Bible for photos, after tear-gassed peaceful protesters were shoved out of his way by camouflaged Federal goons.

The word “hypocrite” comes to mind.

Speaking of that, Brother Hezekiah’s asshole buddy, the Reverend Jerry Falwell Jr. really stepped into it this week.

The pompous blowhard, who happens to be President Trump’s staunchest evangelical Christian supporter, was “outed” as a lecherous redneck when photos of him and a gal pal surfaced on social media. The Reverend was holding an alcoholic beverage, his stomach was exposed, and his zipper was down on his pants, exposing his undies. His right arm was draped over the shoulder of the young lady who was also scantily clad. It looked like they had been partying pretty hard.

Get a room, you two!

Suffice it to say, the optics of the situation were not good, particularly for the pious man who manages the super religious Liberty University, which has propriety standards for its students that goody two shoes Pat Boone would be hard-pressed to satisfy.

Jerry Fallwell Jr., son of Jerry Fallwell Sr., he of “moral majority” fame, has evidently fallen far from the tree. He will now have more time to campaign for Brother Hezekiah because the Board of Directors of Liberty University decided that he should take an “indefinite leave” to ponder his behavior and seek advice from God.

Back in 2016, when candidate Donald Trump tripped over his own Johnson re: the “grab ’em by the pussy” video, it was Jerry Fallwell Jr., speaking for the evangelical Christian community, who said that, “We’re going to give Mr. Trump a mulligan on that.”

Now, it’s Mr. Fallwell that could use a mulligan…from God.

If Joe Biden was half the devil that President Trump makes him out to be, he would use this juicy stuff in his campaign ads.

But, no, all he did was publicly categorize Brother Hezekiah’s comments as “shameless”.

As they were.

UPDATE: This week Joe Biden picked California Senator Kamala Harris. a Black woman, to be his running mate in the 2020 election. Harris is also an ex-District Attorney and an ex-Attorney General of California. She has some credentials.

President Trump immediately labeled her “nasty”, which is the derogatory term he uses for any female that asserts herself in a man’s world. He was particularly incensed at her conduct in the 2018 Senate confirmation hearings for would-be Supreme Court Justice Brett Cavanaugh. Senator Harris asked Cavanaugh some tough questions about his past behavior which made him squirm.

It is apparent that Donald Trump expects women reporters and politicians to “know their place” and not confront him or his people with embarrassing issues. Senator Harris, an ex-prosecutor, will give him fits.

The Fox News campaign wing of the 2020 Trump re-election machine immediately went into overdrive attempting to slur the Harris candidacy in any way that it could. Before the week was over, the “birther” conspiracy that Trump rode hard in 2016 was re-applied to Senator Harris who was born in Oakland, California in October, 1964.

Evidently, because her parents immigrated to the United States almost sixty years ago from India and Jamaica, the new “birther” allegation concludes that Harris is not-American (or Caucasian?) enough.

The U.S. Constitution, a document which many MAGA folks are unfamiliar with, grants automatic citizenship to any person born in the United States.

Period. (This is, of course, why President Trump’s political base is so opposed to illegal immigration.)

Duh.


It Is What It Is

This Covid-19 pandemic has proven, without a doubt, that America has more idiots per million people than any other country on earth.

We have a viral epidemic ravaging our country, with thousands of people dying each day. If every single person in the country donned a facemask, socially distanced, washed their hands religiously, and stayed the fuck home for two weeks, the plague would die out, the economy could recover, and we’d be done with Mr. Covid. Some other countries actually did this, and it worked.

Two weeks of sacrifice.

 But, no, we’re fucking Americans. No one can tell us what to do!

If we had an actual leader in Washington D.C. it might help.

Instead, our President has continually pooh-poohed the pandemic, undercut his public health experts, shilled fake cures, acted as a cheerleader for pre-mature “reopening” of the economy, insisted that schools should be reopened despite health risks, and steadfastly refused to wear a facemask in public.

An idiot running the asylum.

On the news last night, there was coverage of a huge party at a mansion in Los Angeles, where a couple of hundred mask-less ding dongs were dancing and carrying on in the wee hours. California is now one of the infection hot spots. Go figure.

Also, on that newscast, there were videos of a huge armada of mask-less partygoers on Lake of the Ozarks…

… and some of the early arrivals in Sturgis, South Dakota, where 250,000 testerone-driven motorcycle dingbats are going to be non-stop partying and carousing for the next week…

2018 crowd

…and then return to their homes all over the United States carrying with them any viral bugs that they picked up rubbing elbows and other flesh with fellow bikers.

Today the pastor of a church in Newbury Park, California announced that he would be defying a State ban on in-person services tomorrow. His church will have services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m., and 1 p.m. Normal turnout per service is between 500 and 1,500 congregants.

Sure, we Americans have the right of religious freedom. But, really, in a pandemic…”What would Jesus do?”

It’s like every other week we see another “superspreader” event go down and, almost like clockwork, we see a giant spike in Covid-19 infections within ten to fourteen days. It happened after Memorial Day, and also after Fourth of July. One has to believe that the large BLM protest gatherings haven’t helped, either, although most of the peaceful protesters and anarchist rioters (for anonymity) were wearing facemasks.

This morning, on the news, there was a story about a photo that surfaced a few days ago wherein hundreds of kids at a high school in Georgia were pictured heading down the hallway heading for class, bunched like sardines…and not a facemask in sight. Who the fuck is running that school!?

Fallout: The student who took the photo was suspended for five days, as were a few of his fellow students who re-Tweeted the image. It seems that the Principal (and the school board) didn’t mind endangering students’ health but was enraged when it was demonstrated that it was policy to do so.

What do you expect in Georgia?

The sobering headline today is that, with the recent infection rate spikes in many states, the national death toll could approach 300,000 souls by December.

When confronted by this staggering estimate, the President of the United States, who hasn’t taken the pandemic seriously for the past six months while other countries successfully minimized the damage, said, “It is what it is.”

In other words, shit happens.

And, as he is fond of saying (in fact he repeated it this week), “It will just go away.”

That’s like saying that“Hitler will just get tired of killing people”. British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain had that attitude…before the Nazis set his sights on England.

It’s also called “whistling past the graveyard”, which is the absence of leadership, instead relying on hope instead of a plan of action.

Donald Trump’s “plan” to defeat Covid-19 has been, from the beginning, to pretend that he, not the experts, knew more about the virus and how to defeat it. As in Trump Steaks, Trump Airlines, Trump University, Trump casinos, Trump bottled water, and Trump vodka, the huckster thought he was smarter than everyone else…until he failed, spectacularly.

Source of Trump’s great ideas

Back in the day, when his great business projects would go bust, he would get his Daddy to bail him out or tell his investors, “Shit happens.”

Daddy’s in the grave, and the investors are…the 350 million American citizens that are stuck with this doofus for another several months (or, God forbid, four more years!).

Is it possible that, come November, our idiot-heavy population will elect this non-leader nincompoop to run our country?

It’s happened before.

UPDATE: Those high school kids in Georgia who were suspended for sharing a video of mask-less students packed in a hallway…were un-suspended yesterday by the school board, after the “adult” leaders had been shamed.

This morning it has been reported that the high school has been closed…due to a Covid-19 outbreak.

It’s in Georgia…what do you expect?

BonBon’s Boo Boo

Things were going too smoothly in the past month or so: the Manning family was due for a comeuppance.

On Friday, August 30 a neighbor (Deanna) came to the front door for Charlie. I answered, cracking the door open just a bit so my pack of Bostons wouldn’t rush out and trample her. Deanna began to ask for a “key” or something, I couldn’t quite hear what she was saying, so I opened the door just a bit further.

Out slipped Bonnie into our enclosed courtyard, and started jumping on Deanna’s legs, wanting some attention.

Deanna bent over and picked up the 7 lb puppy to give her some love. And then, as Bonnie squirmed, Deanna lost control of her and the little dog fell headlong toward the walkway pavers. I dived to catch her head and Deanna grabbed what she could…which was Bonnie’s right ankle.

It all happened in a microsecond, we had saved the puppy from breaking her neck. But she immediately started to shriek and wail…obviously in horrible pain. And couldn’t put weight on her right leg.

It was, of course, Friday afternoon. All veterinary emergencies in Mesquite always happen on a Friday because there is one vet clinic, it’s not an emergency hospital, and is not open on the weekend. So, we would have to run up to St. George, Utah (1 hour) to the nearest emergency veterinary hospital…which wasn’t open for another three hours.

Meanwhile, poor BonBon was in excruciating pain.

Once we got to St. George, and xrays were taken, the vet explained that our puppy had a spiral fracture of the right femur. That was bad news, but not all of it: this “emergency” hospital didn’t do surgeries to fix things like this, and all of the other veterinary clinics in St. George were closed for the weekend.

We were pissed.

Through a referral from our neighbor friend Sandy, we were able to reach a Las Vegas vet who then connected us with a specialty vet in Las Vegas who did orthopedic surgeries of the complexity required for Bonnie’s injury. That was the good news: the bad news was that we had to wait until Monday to see the sawbones.

The St. George vet put Bonnie in a splint which she had to live with for several days until I could take her 100 miles for her orthopedic surgery, which is happening this morning as I am typing this blog entry.

Fingers are crossed that everything goes smoothly.

The other canine members of our pack were devastated by Bonnie’s injury. In particular, 3 year-old Baby, who is Bonnie’s surrogate mother, best friend, and playmate was beside herself with grief. She began to shake, started peeing in the house (which she NEVER does), and was inconsolable. Booger withdrew into herself and got extremely morose. They were wrecks.

When we returned from St. George with Bonnie in the splint, the two dogs kept their distance, spooked by everything and the weird wrapped appendage hanging off their pack mate. If they got close to sniff, and accidentally touched her, she would shriek with alarm and pain, and sent them back into their shock-induced funk. It sucked.

Anyway, all of us made it through the weekend, during which Bonnie made peace with her splint and figured out how to lay in such a position to avoid pain, and the other dogs figured out that things were probably going to be okay. Charlie and I had to sleep in separate beds, taking turns to nursemaid the injured dog. But we got through it.

The surgeon in Las Vegas, Dr. Mason, had his consult with me in the parking lot, due to Covid-19 protocols. He had reviewed the xrays and had mocked up a version which showed the metal brace and screws that he would use to surgically mend the broken femur. It would take about ten days for the wound to heal, and about 30 days for Bonnie to regain full mobility. He said, “Your job, taking care of her so she doesn’t contaminate the wound or get too active and mess up the mended bone, is as important as mine”.

Yeah, it will be some work back at home, for sure.

By the way, the cost of BonBon’s Boo Boo is going to run us over $4,000.

Yipes!

UPDATE: Just got word from Doc Mason that the surgery went fine and that we can pick up our puppy in Vegas tomorrow mid-day. Hooray!!!!!

Slo-Mo Robbery

President Trump, for weeks, has been laying the groundwork for a November claim that he was cheated out of winning reelection.

He’s been putting out daily Tweets and making statements at the White House lectern that the mail-in ballots will be fraudulent, fake, Made in China, filled out by MS-13 illegal immigrants, and there will be mass voting by dead people. It will be “totally corrupt…a joke”, he predicts.

The President is also preparing the public for a very poor performance by the U.S. Postal Service…which he is responsible for. Basically, he’s implying that “I’m going to do a very poor job processing those absentee ballots in November, folks!” He’s warning us, in advance, that ballots will be lost, ballots will be slow-processed so that they miss deadlines to be counted, etc. “No one will know who won on November 3rd”, he stated yesterday.

This is what we’ve come to expect from this dictator-wannabe; sabotaging an election (and doing it while winking at us) so that he can make some claim to the Presidency…even if voters want him to skedaddle. (Current polling shows him running about ten percent behind Biden nationwide.)

It was reported this week that Trump’s recently appointed Postmaster General has already taken steps to slow postal delivery by cutting costs. Postal workers have reported large backlogs of unprocessed mail at many postal processing centers. So, the voter suppression strategy that the President has boldly and publicly taunted his opponents with (i.e. fuck up mail-in ballot processing) is happening right before our eyes.

The President said yesterday that the election will be the “biggest fiasco of all time”. He ought to know. It is as if a “close-up” magician is showing you, in slow motion, how he does the trick.

Did I mention that the new Postmaster General, Louis DeJoy, who took office six weeks ago, is a big Trump campaign booster who contributed over $1 million to the reelection effort. Not coincidentally, postal service has gone sluggish with DeJoy’s urgent “cost saving” measures.

Both DeJoy and his boss, the President of the United States, have no shame: they will stoop to any level to ensure a Trump victory.

Even stealing an election in plain sight.

When bastards like this have the balls to “shove in your face” the fact that they are going to cheat American voters, then you know that something is very, very wrong with American democracy.

If I didn’t know better, I would think that ex-New Jersey Governor Chris Christie had devised this scheme. You might recall that, because some local government officials wouldn’t endorse his political ambitions back in 2013, he had his flunkies severely throttle down the bridges which those town’s commuters used to get to/from work. It was a shameless, “in your face” political maneuver that he could get away with…so he did it.

Is this part of Trump’s plan to “Make America Great”: disenfranchising opposition voters on a massive scale…because he can do it?

Back in the Jim Crow days, potential Black voters had to prove their literacy by guessing how many jellybeans were in a Mason jar. Then, they were made to drive 30 miles to a polling place. Later, they had to go into a jail to vote. Now, the President has come up with a better idea: have his Postal Service accidentally delay or lose their mailed ballots, which will be found one week after votes are officially tallied.

Let me guess: mail deliveries will be up to snuff in Red states and slow as molasses in Blue states. And, afterward, Trump and DeJoy will blame the slow roll in Blue states on the “locals”, or Hillary Clinton’s server, or Black Lives Matter agitators.

If he goes ahead with this stunt, and he loses, then it will be acceptable, I guess, for the incoming Democratic President to follow suit in 2024 and screw a few million Republican voters in the same way.

Don’t think they won’t consider it.